All this will not be finished in the first hundred days. Nor will it be finished in the first thousand days, nor in the life of this administration, nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin.
- John F. Kennedy, 1917 - 1963
Getting Old Is A Bitch
I used to carry extra panties in my purse in case I got lucky. Now I carry extra panties in case I sneeze.
--Wanda Sykes
