Question of the Moment
Airplane Etiquette
ELBONICS (el bon’iks) n The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in an airplane ————— I have a question for you if you fly much: Who gets the armrests where? Does the middle guy get both armrests because he’s stuck in the middle? Is there an unwritten rule about it that has yet … Continue reading
Question of the Moment #3
What is the single most important piece of advice you’d give to the bride-and-groom-to-be? Being as I’m on marriage #3, I don’t think I’m particularly qualified to answer this. But of course I will, anyway. And I think if we did this, everything else would fall into place and we’d all live happily ever after. … Continue reading
Question of the Moment #2
I was trying to buy some stocking stuffers and this QOTM occurred to me, because I realized I somehow don’t know the answers FOR MY OWN DAMNED FAMILY: What’s your favorite type of candy or snack? Or, your favorite munchy/whatever if you’re not a candy fan? I’m really partial to good scotch, but I’m not … Continue reading
QOTM#1 – *Brandophilist or phonophile?
It’s Christmas, and that means it’s time to increase your cheesy collection of stuff! What do you collect? What would you collect if you had unlimited funds or a complete lack of taste? What’s your favorite piece in your current collection? My hairdresser collects pigs, but doesn’t admit to it anymore because for years every … Continue reading
